Over 98689
motifake

Babies Demotivational Poster


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am, #247526
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm, #246824
How airheads are born.


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES -




COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm, #196295
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm, #157673
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


REDNECK DAYCARE -




BABIES. - They Take All The Fun Out Of Parenting.


TAGS: babies
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Krissie - July 6, 2010, 7:38 pm, #183477
5L's from me. "Waking Baby" had me laughing so hard I almost didnt make it thru the poster!


BREASTFEEDING ROCKS -


TAGS: kids babies funny breasfeeding
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Jack

ddh - September 17, 2009, 2:05 pm, #118888
great!


DUCKFACE - only cute on babies


TAGS: duckface babies
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by alethia

M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:22 pm, #232037
lol, 2 of the ugliest things to ever walk the earth... duckface and babies...
SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:56 am, #232021
Is she crooning to Mommy or getting ready to nurse? 5 cuties


DAMN HUMANOIDS - those gerber babies attacking again...




RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!


TAGS: rugby chabal babies sport
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Bunny

Derek - August 23, 2009, 4:48 am, #110988
Sebastien Chabal - the Caveman. :-)


WHEN - though little boys grow up to be dads they turn into big babies again


TAGS: babies
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by vlad9885

vlad9885 - January 31, 2014, 8:18 pm, #252579
It is from that song, I'm just agreeing with it
STP - September 22, 2013, 1:44 am, #249900
Am I the only one to recognize those words from a Gary Allan song?
RONHUSTLEMAN - July 3, 2013, 9:31 am, #247291
Did....did you just fart?
Nissta - August 16, 2012, 6:17 pm, #238478
You can spit in my eye, stab me in the back, even kick me in the nuts BUT TOUCH MY BAIRN AND YOU WILL DIE!!!!
MPsniper - August 14, 2012, 3:27 am, #238396
*squish*


SAVE THE BABIES !!! - Boycott baby oil




CHILDREN - Eat them when they're young and tender!




FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am, #207282
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am, #160032
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm, #159740
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am, #159734
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am, #159727
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am, #159726
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am, #159720
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am, #159719
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am, #159712
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm, #247924
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm, #199790
Very good Pzykosiz.


SOME MORNINGS -


TAGS: mornings grouchy babies
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:19 am, #100381
5L!!!! Amazingly, someone grouch already 1L'd ya. Mornings, huh?


CATHOLIC DUCKS - Don't believe in birth control


TAGS: ducks catholic babies
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:39 pm, #174630
LOL


BROWNIE MIX - It's good to be the baby!




SMILES -


TAGS: babies smiles
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 12:06 pm, #136971
Ask Mr. M, he knows what I'm talking about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 12:01 pm, #136970
is it S.I.D.S........too far?, Might be too far.
Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 11:55 am, #136969
He's only smiling because he's got a surprise for you...
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:08 pm, #74692
Oh yeaaaah, he may LOOK cute! But he's got nasty, pointy teeth and he'll chew you up and spit you out!
Silvermist - April 21, 2009, 7:03 pm, #74519
that is the cutest thing, I've seen all day!
The7thGuest - April 15, 2009, 6:09 am, #73131
AHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!
bookman - April 15, 2009, 12:15 am, #73065
Now THAT is one cute kid.


PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others




INSPIRATION -


TAGS: funnier than dead babies
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Bull

forseti - August 14, 2012, 3:12 pm, #238413
ROFL
shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:09 pm, #238404
That's cold. Brutal. And awesome.
crankyhead - August 10, 2012, 4:51 pm, #238268
Am5ome.
Airman - August 9, 2012, 3:32 pm, #238248
LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2012, 1:44 pm, #238242
d*** Bull....5L
LeightonESmith - August 9, 2012, 1:32 pm, #238240
Seriously LOL'd
vilnius - August 8, 2012, 2:55 pm, #238220
maybe a baby is what she needs to appreciate originality and stop with the retro


LOVE’S WORTH -


TAGS: love s worth love babies fathers
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by ronsart

guest. - June 26, 2009, 3:21 pm, #90328
And thats why we shouldent have abortion...
Sean - January 15, 2009, 3:18 pm, #52202
Re: kids ... Amen, Deltabob. I am so not a fan of anyone who actually has an excuse for being as immature as I tend to be. The little brats! Even the few well-behaved ones don't actually know anything about anything worth knowing. Sheesh.
Frenchy DeLaRue - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm, #50741
Ahh, zat is beeecause we have, how you say, zee exeestentialism, n'est pas? haw haw haw, zee ennui, zee madness, zey are keeling me slowly!
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 6:53 am, #50659
So that would mean you're likely descended from the French...they hate everyone in the world before noon, after that they hate everyone including themselves.
RON - January 8, 2009, 8:49 pm, #50562
Grand daughters birthday coming up...And always thinking of my kids...this could be MWLF with his daughter...Cubby with one of his...and any father...See what happen when it gets closer to valentine day...don’t worry...p***ersion still coming...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm, #50537
You old softy, you. :)
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 6:59 pm, #50533
Hey Ron, Why so soft? Nice mellow change


BUDDHA - We must appease him with todlers!!


TAGS: buddha god babies
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Yon



BABIES - they're evil.


TAGS: baby babies
Rating: 2.14/5
Brittni - February 22, 2009, 10:19 pm, #61283
Oh yes, that is some funny ****... except... that's not pee... his pants aren't wet.... that's the guys sweat..
asd - October 11, 2008, 11:48 am, #27062
Dude, that baby peed on the shirt!


STRUGGLE -




CONTRACTUAL FINE PRINT -




Dagnabbit -


TAGS: babies life cursing swears disappointments
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:36 am, #251828
Thanks little and a happy 2014 to you too
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 12:35 am, #251827
haha, these are all great Prissy! happy new year to you!! :D


It appears -


TAGS: babies lectures skeptical
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - November 12, 2013, 1:18 pm, #250959
Thanks!
TheSanityInspector - November 12, 2013, 1:18 pm, #250958
Thanks!
Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:44 am, #250948
I think that I will include this in my next PowerePoint presentation. 5L
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:49 pm, #250945
Man, I love this one


BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!


TAGS: birth happiest horror memories babies
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:23 pm, #235862
PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!


OPHIDIOPHOBIA -


TAGS: ophidiophobia snakes anaconda babies
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - March 29, 2009, 1:30 am, #68762
Garden snakes killed my father! Oh, wait, no. I blamed it on the garden snakes. Uhmm, nevermind.


LIFE - The greatest gift anyone can give.


TAGS: babies
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BoneCD - February 28, 2010, 7:09 am, #161079
Zed...stop sitting on your left hand before you use it.
Zed - February 28, 2010, 5:10 am, #161077
Wrong. MIND SHATTERING MULTIPLE ORGASMS - The Greatest Gift Of All
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:56 pm, #160980
Makes sense seeing as it's a humor site.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 11:53 pm, #160977
The ones rejected for not being funny are probably rejected because they were trying to be funny.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 11:52 pm, #160976
A lot of poster are rejected for being "not funny". Some other aspect makes the difference? Just wondering...
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 10:16 pm, #160963
HaHaHaHaHa!...oh wait...you're not being facetious.
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:56 pm, #160960
Looks like a perfectly fine, Bouncing baby boy to me!
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:55 pm, #160959
Some are, it just takes a while to find which ones.
Sean - February 26, 2010, 9:54 pm, #160958
But "tragically" unbouncy.
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:52 pm, #160957
Slippery little buggers ain't they?
Sean - February 26, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160956
LIFE ahhhh choo! oops.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:35 pm, #160949
Check in, just in case, because I am not in the mood for a life changing moment.
rerun - February 26, 2010, 9:35 pm, #160948

last time I checked I was still a male.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:33 pm, #160947
haha. I'm not... But I thought you were...
rerun - February 26, 2010, 9:32 pm, #160946

I sure am hoping you are female, otherwise it is really going to hurt
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:28 pm, #160944
Yes, I want to have your babies.
rerun - February 26, 2010, 9:28 pm, #160943

you telling us something here?


MAD MAC - You want a peice of me Dude?


TAGS: babies babys funny humour
Rating: 1.6/5
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 9:14 pm, #63423
I like how he's being held back like "Chill Mac, c'mon dude. Let it go"
Grammar Nazi - January 20, 2009, 6:45 pm, #53411
cute baby :D


A Face Only A Mother Could Love -


TAGS: ugly babies love faces mothers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - June 8, 2013, 1:22 am, #246441
Oh, kidding, OK. Thought sure it was Renee Zellweger
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 2:09 pm, #246427
Be glad they're only posters...thanks for the fug5Ly vote crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:27 pm, #246413
I just logged into Motifake, and I've already 5een four (plus this) posters that made me go.... uggggh.
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:18 pm, #246402
Hey Mr.Gary!! Actual baby pic of a long time, in relatively good standing member. Give ya 5L if ya can figure out who...bahaha. Kidding...um...yeah just kidding.
GaryO - June 7, 2013, 10:12 am, #246393
Geeezus!


NBA -


TAGS: i would like to see these babies play some hokey
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:26 am, #176635
Okay let's not ruin hockey shall we.


VIKINGS FANS - Are big babies. Or is it "have big Babies"?


TAGS: big babies big exit right
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 8:25 am, #179448
Baby pics of Haarakkon always make me laugh, 4L


OLD JOKES ARE NEW JOKES -


TAGS: jokes babies
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:49 am, #92255
So true Ronny, So true!


YOUR DOG - He ate my babies




JELLY BABIES - The other white meat




WHAT!? -


TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125880
they're*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125879
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm, #125877

they need Guiness for that


BEER! - Not just for children


TAGS: babies beer children
Rating: 2.03/5

More motifakes by eeek

CANADA - August 17, 2009, 1:38 pm, #109091
LOL@spacedog
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 1:37 pm, #109090
If your kids have that kind of manual dexterity, why can't you find the caps lock key.
D1RTY - August 17, 2009, 12:52 pm, #109081
THAT KID HAS A GREAT TASTE IN BEER. MAYBE IT'S ONE OF MY OFFSPRING.


Nurse them -




And In The End -


TAGS: my little babies future death
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:48 pm, #257118
...sure thing, after I get done cleaning up this mess; someone didn't put the mayonnaise lid back on tight...
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:45 pm, #257117
exactly; perhaps they should be saved upon a golden disc & launched to the stars to share with a distant life form - who then would most likely avoid this planet...
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:37 am, #257115
The melon....has found the cold dark place. While there, would you be so kind to reach in a bit further and grab me that porter?
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:09 pm, #257109
5L (or, in this case 500 DOA)
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:07 pm, #257108
Pretty 'Halloweeny', Greeny. Looks like all posters painting the image. Such it is, as sculpture in sand.


Parenting Skills -


TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am, #250041
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm, #250028
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!


Hockey -


TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm, #253590
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am, #253575
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am, #253574
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am, #253573
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm, #253559
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm, #253558
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm, #253557
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm, #253553
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm, #253552
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheep****, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am, #253551

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am, #253549

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.


There There -




Addictions -




oh yeah?? -




fads -


TAGS: fads pet rock ty beanie babies
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 6, 2014, 5:13 pm, #251998
That's my vision exactly. I posted something like that on daily-comix.
MissPriss - January 6, 2014, 11:22 am, #251992
And it will end in a vegan zombie apocalypse. Vegans roaming the streets in search of humans, the other white vegetable!


WINTER STORMS -




It's Not The End Of The World -


TAGS: baby babies stupidity brains intelligence
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 3:20 am, #254868
I have. Remember, I'm in Afghanistan. LoL
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:45 pm, #254842
Time to time? Try living with **** For Brains Syndrome.


Royals vs regulars -




THE BIG HOUSE -




BIRTH - The start of a dream, a fresh slate, a new start, you just need to grasp it...




TRIBUTE POSTERS -


TAGS: bombers sprinkles and babies oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 10:05 pm, #162915
wow...I kinda came off as a rube with that last comment!lol
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:57 pm, #162911
They do them at regular bars too...I won shrimp and scallops back when the Vikings were still playing...although sea food up here is...well..suspect at best...
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:52 pm, #162910
TAKE THE CHICKEN!!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:50 pm, #162909
Legions are only good for pull tabs...the beer there sucks...though it is cheap...but no women...not that that matters for me anymore...lol...yes done a meat raffle...1 buck for a box of steaks isn't bad! : )
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:48 pm, #162908
lol...still better than what we had before...problem is no one wants to come here to go to college when they can go to a good program where you don't have to worry about glaciers! lol
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:47 pm, #162907
so DSA, you hang out in the Legions, and do the meat raffles?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:45 pm, #162906
he's yours now
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:44 pm, #162905
Tubby?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:44 pm, #162904
how do you like our ex-BB coach?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:42 pm, #162903
Minnesota...nothing to do here but drink and ice fish...and ice fishing is boring once you can drink legally in a bar! lol
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:42 pm, #162902
TTH was an catholic alter boy? that explains a few of his posters
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:41 pm, #162901
although for some reason Guiness on *** is getting harder to find...a lot of bars are just switching to the bottles...which seems fundamentally wrong even though I don't drink straight Guiness personally
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:41 pm, #162900

European? B&T isn't popular anywhere near where I live
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:40 pm, #162899
aaaahaaaamennnnnn!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm, #162898

oops, I posted too slow
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm, #162897
Oh feely me bony belly, dominus fobiscu, or me selles all is dominoes.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm, #162896

that don't answer MY question....and it is all about ME
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm, #162895
35...Black and Tan isn't rare where I live...granted the beer you use aside from the Guiness varies
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:38 pm, #162893
Non prevederei niente più di meno
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:38 pm, #162892

That was my Vega
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:37 pm, #162890
the interior color of your Ford Fairlane?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:35 pm, #162885

Black & Tan? DSA, how old are you? I don't know many people who know what a B&T is
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm, #162876
quando fanno i avacados di nascita delle capre?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:31 pm, #162875
Sorry, rerun... "respect is earned, not given".
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:30 pm, #162874

Engrish por favor, Salamat
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:29 pm, #162872
Rispetto si guadagna, ma mai gratuita
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:27 pm, #162869

You can cut mine, we have Guinness
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:27 pm, #162867
Godalo la birra e signore di buona sera!
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:26 pm, #162866
So now I can't cut your lawn anymore, GS?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:25 pm, #162863
huh?I thought Aggy was a Hispanic who chased Britons, and now he's Italian?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:23 pm, #162861
Old-school italin - east coast roots, living in Vegas. Meet and greet is over.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:22 pm, #162860
Only Guiness? Are you British? That'sn ot a joke...a serious question...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:21 pm, #162858
Aggy...you give me WAY too much credit!
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:20 pm, #162856
I drink Guinness. Only Guinness... since I was 19.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #162855
Step carefully. You've been unbanned once... I a**ure you it won't happen again. If I put you down, you'll stay gone. If you honestly like this place... tread lightly. I do not, for a second, believe that you don't know what you're doing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #162854
Black and Tan every now and then maybe...you ever drink Summit?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm, #162852
Honestly Aggy..and I am not saying this to be a ***k at all! but I can't drink Guiness and I love dark beer...it's not bitter enough for me
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:16 pm, #162848
Aggy...they should...because 99% of them are in jest like most other comments on this site...
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:15 pm, #162847

that I ever had at a DSA poster
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:15 pm, #162846

I had more fun getting my a** probed during my last physical.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:13 pm, #162844
I have 12 Guinness chilling... and had this gotten me even slightly pissed, you'd have been 24-hour banned just for wrecking my evening before it started.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:11 pm, #162839
Nobody has taken your comments as a joke... ever. Keep it in mind.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:08 pm, #162836
Aggy...I joke and have fun..and when I see it's getting out of hand, I get real and back off...I'm not trying to start trouble...I'm just trying to have fun is all
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:59 pm, #162831
Wrong blue pill, Grey... call a doctor.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 8:56 pm, #162829
one blue pill makes her weak
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:55 pm, #162828

I see a crack......right over there.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:55 pm, #162827
You just got away with twice the fail that it takes for me to ban someone... start acting like you understand that fact, or I'm going to finish this. Nobody is laughing at this... recognize that.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:54 pm, #162826
It's always the same with you... push the envelope, then back off when it gets real. I see it. Say whatever you want, but you're on thin ice... and one slip-up is going to make my week.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:50 pm, #162824
...or if I misinterpreted
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:50 pm, #162823
Aggy...I didn't mean it personal...I honestly thought you expected me to 1L this one...if I had made it about you I would have expected it...I apologize if you took it the wrong way
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:45 pm, #162818

maybe you shouldn't play around here. Seems to me that the community does not look favoribly upon your "games"
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:45 pm, #162817
Flaunting a 1L to me... for any poster... is not playing around. And nothing I've said indicates that I'm kidding. You're lucky you're still a user after that.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:43 pm, #162816
come one man...can't we all just have some fun and not take everything so personal? I'm just playing around...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:40 pm, #162815
Thin ice, DSA... very thin ice. Enjoy it while it lasts... you've impressed nobody with this.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:39 pm, #162814
WOOHOOO!!! At least I am first at something! : )~
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:35 pm, #162813
I've never seen a single poster that poked at a user that wasn't voted 5L by the target.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:27 pm, #162809
Thanks lester!
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 8:26 pm, #162808
5 Liters.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 8:11 pm, #162792
Thank you, Rerun. *ominous music begins*
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:08 pm, #162790

straw.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 8:01 pm, #162784
Somebody say "straw" goddammit!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162783

I am not over it.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162782
Aggy...don't even try to be mad! lol If you expected me to give this anymore than a 1L you should have chosen the blue pill!lmao
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162781
DSA... you tout having been around for a long time... but you apparently either haven't seen how I am here... even before becoming mod, OR you are incredibly stupid, and want to leave this site looking like an idiot.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm, #162778
...and Produce...a year ago...I would of honestly thought this was a tribute to my old Jag Bomb habit...ahhh...the good old days of soaring heart rates and BACs...
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm, #162777
We did move past it. I think it's safe to speak for Aggy when I say that this poster was the final... the final... uh, line?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:57 pm, #162776
1L is funny now? Where have you been during your first banning and yesterday's pummeling?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm, #162775
..and her I was thinking we had moved past this Aggy! lmao
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm, #162774
If I was a lesser man this would piss me off..but it made me chuckle I have to admit...I just had to one L it out of principal knowing it would piss someone off! lol
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:53 pm, #162772
LOL! You're not smart, are you? Need a ban, doofus?
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 7:53 pm, #162771
What? Why? This poster is obviously about Jägermeister. Read the caption...LOL
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:50 pm, #162769
lol you bet your a** I 1 L bombed this! lmao
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:53 pm, #162726
One can only imagine the number of girls it took to fill this cup.....
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:39 pm, #162725

the stuff in this cup taste like death
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 5:10 pm, #162714
Well, when it rains it drizzles...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:51 pm, #162676
LOL
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm, #162673
what? huh? Oh, I see what you did there....5L
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 12:40 pm, #162668
5 Lions for this wonderful tribute poster. (Even though they're bad for the site).
Anything - March 7, 2010, 11:57 am, #162636
This is motivational...to me 5L !


yoga for babies -




REBIRTH -


TAGS: piss off cry babies misstherest
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:31 pm, #260622
welcome back! I've enjoyed your stuff while I explore the archives. Looking forward to your new stuff!
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:35 pm, #245814
Thanks. It is a strange feeling... Kind of like coming home and finding a new stepmom and siblings.
spacedog - May 17, 2013, 5:56 pm, #245813
Welcome back 5150!
falloutghoul - May 17, 2013, 12:52 pm, #245803
Yay! Welcome back!


MIRANDA RIGHTS -




WAITER?!? -




DINGOS -


TAGS: dingos babies eating motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:14 am, #149102
A golden retriever does not equal a dingo.


CUBBYBEAR & LOGICDUDE - A rare picture of them as cubs




PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL - It comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But what is truly evil is most often found inside a diaper that needs to be changed!




BIASED UNFAIR TREATMENT - Viciously dragging the entire Palin Family through the mud, while constantly praising their savior.


TAGS: obama savior palin scandal babies mud barack michelle us magazine media biased
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:26 am, #101202
But in any case most everything said on Fox News is correct. They just happen to cover one side more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:24 am, #101201
And for the record; most EVERYTHING on television period is "infotainment". ESPN does sports in an entertaining way; Hell even the HISTORY CHANNEL has their programs geared toward the entertainment side. C-SPAN is virtually the only channel that does not.
shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm, #100862
I'm not joking, and don't call me shirley
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm, #100861
How did I turn into Jose? (and I'm glad you caught onto that there.. I thought no one would .. xD)
Shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:38 pm, #100859
I never joke.
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:33 pm, #100857
And now I'm confused because Porcelina turned into "Diim Bulbthemoronic" and now she says she's "Frank"...why would you want to be Frank? Surely you're joking!
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:31 pm, #100856
I read Cosmo for the "350 Ways in 275 Positions to Turn your Lover into an Overnight Multiple Orgasm Machine" articles.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:29 pm, #100855
Well, everyone should just shut up because to be Frank, what you think and post on motifake isn't going to change the world. :O FACT!
Woody - July 27, 2009, 2:17 pm, #100854
well, Sarah is trying to live her own life now, and the "saviors" are trying to live theres.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:24 pm, #99106
US WEEKLY The Fox "News" for those retards on the other end of the political spectrum.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 10:02 pm, #99091
No of course US Magazine is not a great source; obviously not. But it certainly influences the casual political watcher when they see it at the checkout or the newsstand, no doubt.
Hellfire727 - July 23, 2009, 9:08 pm, #99067
Honestly who still cares about palin?
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:06 pm, #99025
Paul, do you really think "Us" magazine is a great source for the inside scoop? That's like getting Cosmo for the recipes.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:02 pm, #99023
thinks it's "real news" today, even. They are no closer to real news than any of the other big media outlets, but their "spin" is s******ed hook, line and sinker by the gullible.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:00 pm, #99020
Rupert Murdoch made a mint, not in delivering the news, but in what we call "infotainment". There were some innovations he applied to jump-start his franchise, and they worked beautifully. In fact, there's a significant portion of the population that
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:51 pm, #99013
Fox doesn't bash anybody (as long as you don't watch Sean Hanitty )
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 7:49 pm, #99008
Fox may lean to one side of the political aisle, but they do not bash people's families.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:42 pm, #98952
Oh and one more thing - The liberal media is only as liberal as the ultra-conservative corporation that owns it. Next time you wanna talk biased news go take a peak at your local fox news broadcast, take a step back, and realize how stupid you are.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:40 pm, #98951
Sorry if I'm lettin' some big cat out of the bag but most self respecting liberals don't get their political news/advice from US magazine you half-wit. If they ran around getting our news from tabloids/magazines they'd probably be more conservative.
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 7:42 am, #98810
Zed, denial isn't pretty.
Ed-Hyde - July 23, 2009, 7:23 am, #98805
I like blueberry pie.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:39 am, #98729
Sorry, still not a p********, TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:37 am, #98727
He's not laughing at himself. he's trying to make light of his Bull**** comments so everyone doesn't hate him and vote his lame posters down.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:34 am, #98723
Hey at least this guy can laugh at himself. And unlike Zed he's not a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:33 am, #98721
Nice try. You still fail.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:31 am, #98717
I can dis myself I don't care. Ok see ya.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:30 am, #98713
Lollipops with a creamy surprise center at the end yeah yeah.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:22 am, #98704
Those salty blindfolded lollipops you loved so much as a kid.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:21 am, #98703
It's time to hit your "stroll"....we understand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am, #98701
You know him as Uncle Badtouch. the one who gave you lollipops.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am, #98700
Well anyway dudes I have a life so I'm outta here but it's good to know how you guys amuse yourselves. Feel free to keep making 2nd grade jokes; I'll suggest the old "my girlfriend deflates" or "rolls up" or "has five fingers" lines if you get stuck.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am, #98696
Are they your older sister and your uncle bob?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am, #98695
Are you sure about that?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am, #98694
soon as i saw it was a politifake!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am, #98693
And hey at least I know who my Mom and Dad is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:17 am, #98690
Hey TTH did you vote this piece of **** down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:16 am, #98688
2.66
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:15 am, #98686
I'm sure that's why it's a 3.25. I don't go around bragging and who cares if I suck at making posters; but the point remains people can appreciate a political based poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:14 am, #98684
This one time I was f***ing Paul's sister and she kept saying...Please daddy please!!! WTF was that about?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:11 am, #98682
No but they'd still be cousins!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:09 am, #98680
Hey Paul, If your Mom and Dad got married would they still be brother and sister?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:08 am, #98679
The Clinton poster blows as hard as your sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:07 am, #98677
Oh Paul, You so funny. I know it's hard living in the trailer park with your mom and her "clients" but don't worry eventually you will get too old for her to keep renting you out for food stamps.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:03 am, #98674
Provide some sense and we'll talk.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:01 am, #98671
Mooooooooooooooooooo; I'll go, but first I need you to grab my pants that I left underneath your girlfriend's bed I forgot it there my bad. And TrashHeap I'm glad that you feel taking sense into people is not important.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am, #98664
This particular one sure; it's not "funny". But I was referring to something more like this http://www.motifake.com/bill-clinton-politics-saxophone-clinton-democrats-***-scanda-demotivational-poster-60217.html
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:56 am, #98661
It just gets a little monotonous clicking through repetitive anti-obama posters. If your opinion is so important go do something useful with it instead of wasting my time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:55 am, #98660
Bye Paul. don't let the door hit you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:54 am, #98659
How is it Funny if it'd just an opinion?....one side of the coin....It's more sad than funny... Your political voice is not a joke, it's merely YOUR opinion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:53 am, #98657
But if the gang here feels otherwise I have no problem taking my ball and going elsewhere. Believe it or not I'm not stuck up like that.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:51 am, #98655
I like Springsteen even though he endorsed Obama. But seriously it ain't my aim to cause trouble nor to toss a monkey wrench in the Motifake hierarchy. I myself and a few other find political posters funny at times and don't really see it as being "bad".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:49 am, #98652
I don't blame Mr.M. for what he approves. I blame you and your kind for ruining a perfectly good site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:48 am, #98649
And why should I take anything up with Bruce Springsteen?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:47 am, #98648
your "advertisements" will only bring more politifakers and timmies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:44 am, #98644
Advertising to more Timmies.....Yeah, thanks for that....douche.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:42 am, #98643
I'm advertising the site in the process; and if you have a problem with what Motifakes are approved then take your issue up with the boss.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:41 am, #98642
Above you is right. You f***ing Timmy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:40 am, #98640
You know what I mean by "wh***". You use this site (which is supposed to be about funny) to spread your own agenda. For shame.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:39 am, #98638
Well anyway trading insults is above me; just keep on laughing with your funny posters I couldn't give a crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:38 am, #98637
whole? you really do suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am, #98636
wh****
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am, #98635
I dunno.....Join your mom on the corner?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:36 am, #98634
Oh no I'm called a whole. My life can't continue. What shall I do?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:35 am, #98633
Then tell the boss not to approve them anymore. Or as suggested by many start politifake.com or something like that and move them all there. Until the boss tells me otherwise I'll do what I do; ratings are of no concern to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:33 am, #98632
You are a total wh*** Paul.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:32 am, #98631
Political posters are NOT funny. They're just opinions. Find a pic of Obama picking his nose and make a funny caption....you will have my 5. Continue making politifakes and 1 is all you shall get.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am, #98630
Basically I use this place to make a poster and then save it, distribute it to other political sites with the Motifake logo (thus spreading news of this place), then submit it. So I have what I came to get and if it gets approved; great. If not no biggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am, #98629
"Not" even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:29 am, #98628
That's how I found Motifake as well....but I make jokes not political statements.........make funny...noy politifakes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:27 am, #98627
I get Trashheaps's point. But oddly enough I discovered this place through WTFO's right winged and anti left Motifakes. And I do find it funny myself actually.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:23 am, #98626
I think his parents would complain aboot the heat from the servers. Heat rises you know.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:21 am, #98625
And WTFO no offense buddy but why dont you start up politifake.com or something? You rant so much I think you need a bigger soapbox!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:19 am, #98624
Same goes for all the noobs putting crap on here lately! If you want to make superhero posters why not go to a childrens comic site? If you want p*** posters, there must be millions of other sites you could visit. And if you are Zed... you're a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:15 am, #98623
I concur. With some help from Paul's Mom.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:14 am, #98622
We come here for a laugh not the news. All this political **** is an insult to those people who keep the funny alive. There must be politically oriented sites out there so maybe go look for one before you bring this site down any further.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am, #98621
Paul this site would be a lot funnier without politifakers like you. Why not make some funny posters instead of using this site to spout political opinions. Your kind is killing the funny and that is simply unacceptable.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am, #98620
I admit I do tend to get carried away with my opinions; but it just boggles my mind the double standard in how the press treats people and how some people just have their head in the sand about things.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:05 am, #98619
I'll "go" whenever I d*** well feel like it. And Obama has lied about more than just a dog. In fact most every word he's ever said has been a lie. But keep on believing what you will.
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:57 pm, #98508
I'm your huckleberry. ;-)
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm, #98507
Haar!! Glad SOMEONE got it!
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm, #98504
Tombstone reference? YES!!!
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:34 pm, #98491
Obama sorta suggested that he may adopt a dog from a shelter, but then ... he didn't. So I think he is way worse than Palin. So wipe your eyes brave little soldier who is our Fearless Paul. And carry on.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:01 pm, #98480
Oh... Paul, I apologize... I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:59 pm, #98479
So in other words, the responses to this Motifake is indicative of the very problem. Some people need to get their head out of their a**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:56 pm, #98475
If Malia Obama got knocked up by someone in a few years; would you be dragging her though the mud? If people have a legitimate question of how she would operate the country or the State of Alaska; then fine. But attack her children? Low.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:40 pm, #98471
I agree life isn't fair. Just that some people have blinders in their eyes and selective vision. We all got on Mark Sanford after his scandal. But drag children into a political spat? Nope.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:26 pm, #98437
Life isn't fair.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:34 pm, #98424
Seriously how can you not see what's right in front of your face? This is NOT doctored magazine covers; it's the plain truth. "Zed", Republicans come clean and admit errors; whereas Democrats usually hide, cover up, and commit perjury in the process.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:29 pm, #98422
Thank you all for proving my point!!! In the meantime Obama is the most corrupt liar this country's ever had. Plus you got Democrats caught in tax fraud problems, prostitution rings, but you can't see what's in front of your face & keep on bashing Palin.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 4:03 pm, #98372
I try to stay out of it unless it's a glaring case of balls-out ignorance. Like now.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 3:32 pm, #98368
Now, now, guys, remember the Republican motto: It's not (Lying, hypocrisy, fascism, etc)when WE do it!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:27 pm, #98365
EGD You politibully! You are insulting ACTUAL retards everywhere by comparing them to this guy.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 2:58 pm, #98361
Well, considering how Bristol got knocked up by some redneck piece of sh*t while her mom was on the warpath about no *** before marriage..Oh, wait, you left that part out. Retard.


BABIES - Now available at all leading retailers


TAGS: shopping babies
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by gnome74

shtoink - November 12, 2008, 2:34 am, #35667
i love them legs!
Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 9:50 pm, #16522
Good thing too. They're DELICIOUS!


BABIES, - The other white meat!




SAND - For when you run out of play-pens




ABORTION - It has never looked so good.




POWERTHIRST FAIL - What about the other 100 babies?!?! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!


TAGS: powerthirst babies baby energy drink
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by Chuck

randomgeek - August 8, 2009, 4:19 am, #105904
It says FIRST 300 babies, as in there will be more.


SHORT GUYS - The chips on their shoulders feel really heavy!


TAGS: short guys babies
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by eeek

repiglicanzsuk - May 13, 2008, 12:38 am, #3410
Richard D. James influenced?


IGNORANCE - At least the baby has a 3/5 chance to survive with mild mental scaring.


TAGS: killing babies fighting sobing running threatening
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Sartome

culos - June 1, 2010, 4:58 am, #178697
And this is why we hate Anime


Drop -




PREV PAGE