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Babies Demotivational Poster

COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!

TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!

OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.

TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.



BABIES. - They Take All The Fun Out Of Parenting.

TAGS: babies
Rating: 4.26/5

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Krissie - July 6, 2010, 7:38 pm
5L's from me. "Waking Baby" had me laughing so hard I almost didnt make it thru the poster!


TAGS: kids babies funny breasfeeding
Rating: 3.35/5

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ddh - September 17, 2009, 2:05 pm

DUCKFACE - only cute on babies

TAGS: duckface babies
Rating: 4.56/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:22 pm
lol, 2 of the ugliest things to ever walk the earth... duckface and babies...
SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:56 am
Is she crooning to Mommy or getting ready to nurse? 5 cuties

DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!

DAMN HUMANOIDS - those gerber babies attacking again...

RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!

TAGS: rugby chabal babies sport
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 4:48 am
Sebastien Chabal - the Caveman. :-)

WHEN - though little boys grow up to be dads they turn into big babies again

TAGS: babies
Rating: 4.35/5

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vlad9885 - January 31, 2014, 8:18 pm
It is from that song, I'm just agreeing with it
STP - September 22, 2013, 1:44 am
Am I the only one to recognize those words from a Gary Allan song?
RONHUSTLEMAN - July 3, 2013, 9:31 am
Did....did you just fart?
Nissta - August 16, 2012, 6:17 pm
You can spit in my eye, stab me in the back, even kick me in the nuts BUT TOUCH MY BAIRN AND YOU WILL DIE!!!!
MPsniper - August 14, 2012, 3:27 am

SAVE THE BABIES !!! - Boycott baby oil

CHILDREN - Eat them when they're young and tender!

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


TAGS: mornings grouchy babies
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:19 am
5L!!!! Amazingly, someone grouch already 1L'd ya. Mornings, huh?

Dagnabbit -

TAGS: babies life cursing swears disappointments
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:36 am
Thanks little and a happy 2014 to you too
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 12:35 am
haha, these are all great Prissy! happy new year to you!! :D

CATHOLIC DUCKS - Don't believe in birth control

TAGS: ducks catholic babies
Rating: 4.06/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:39 pm

BROWNIE MIX - It's good to be the baby!


TAGS: babies smiles
Rating: 3.3/5

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Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 12:06 pm
Ask Mr. M, he knows what I'm talking about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 12:01 pm
is it S.I.D.S........too far?, Might be too far.
Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 11:55 am
He's only smiling because he's got a surprise for you...
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:08 pm
Oh yeaaaah, he may LOOK cute! But he's got nasty, pointy teeth and he'll chew you up and spit you out!
Silvermist - April 21, 2009, 7:03 pm
that is the cutest thing, I've seen all day!
The7thGuest - April 15, 2009, 6:09 am
bookman - April 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Now THAT is one cute kid.

PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others


TAGS: funnier than dead babies
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - August 14, 2012, 3:12 pm
shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's cold. Brutal. And awesome.
crankyhead - August 10, 2012, 4:51 pm
Airman - August 9, 2012, 3:32 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2012, 1:44 pm
d*** Bull....5L
LeightonESmith - August 9, 2012, 1:32 pm
Seriously LOL'd
vilnius - August 8, 2012, 2:55 pm
maybe a baby is what she needs to appreciate originality and stop with the retro


TAGS: love s worth love babies fathers
Rating: 3.49/5

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guest. - June 26, 2009, 3:21 pm
And thats why we shouldent have abortion...
Sean - January 15, 2009, 3:18 pm
Re: kids ... Amen, Deltabob. I am so not a fan of anyone who actually has an excuse for being as immature as I tend to be. The little brats! Even the few well-behaved ones don't actually know anything about anything worth knowing. Sheesh.
Frenchy DeLaRue - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
Ahh, zat is beeecause we have, how you say, zee exeestentialism, n'est pas? haw haw haw, zee ennui, zee madness, zey are keeling me slowly!
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 6:53 am
So that would mean you're likely descended from the French...they hate everyone in the world before noon, after that they hate everyone including themselves.
RON - January 8, 2009, 8:49 pm
Grand daughters birthday coming up...And always thinking of my kids...this could be MWLF with his daughter...Cubby with one of his...and any father...See what happen when it gets closer to valentine day...don’t worry...p***ersion still coming...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm
You old softy, you. :)
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 6:59 pm
Hey Ron, Why so soft? Nice mellow change

BUDDHA - We must appease him with todlers!!

TAGS: buddha god babies
Rating: 2.24/5

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BABIES - they're evil.

TAGS: baby babies
Rating: 2.14/5
Brittni - February 22, 2009, 10:19 pm
Oh yes, that is some funny ****... except... that's not pee... his pants aren't wet.... that's the guys sweat..
asd - October 11, 2008, 11:48 am
Dude, that baby peed on the shirt!



It appears -

TAGS: babies lectures skeptical
Rating: 4.92/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 12, 2013, 1:18 pm
TheSanityInspector - November 12, 2013, 1:18 pm
Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:44 am
I think that I will include this in my next PowerePoint presentation. 5L
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:49 pm
Man, I love this one

BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!

TAGS: birth happiest horror memories babies
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:23 pm


TAGS: ophidiophobia snakes anaconda babies
Rating: 3.23/5

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Sean - March 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Garden snakes killed my father! Oh, wait, no. I blamed it on the garden snakes. Uhmm, nevermind.

LIFE - The greatest gift anyone can give.

TAGS: babies
Rating: 2.77/5

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BoneCD - February 28, 2010, 7:09 am
Zed...stop sitting on your left hand before you use it.
Zed - February 28, 2010, 5:10 am
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:56 pm
Makes sense seeing as it's a humor site.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 11:53 pm
The ones rejected for not being funny are probably rejected because they were trying to be funny.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 11:52 pm
A lot of poster are rejected for being "not funny". Some other aspect makes the difference? Just wondering...
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
HaHaHaHaHa!...oh wait...you're not being facetious.
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:56 pm
Looks like a perfectly fine, Bouncing baby boy to me!
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:55 pm
Some are, it just takes a while to find which ones.
Sean - February 26, 2010, 9:54 pm
But "tragically" unbouncy.
MO - February 26, 2010, 9:52 pm
Slippery little buggers ain't they?
Sean - February 26, 2010, 9:51 pm
LIFE ahhhh choo! oops.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:35 pm
Check in, just in case, because I am not in the mood for a life changing moment.
rerun - February 26, 2010, 9:35 pm

last time I checked I was still a male.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:33 pm
haha. I'm not... But I thought you were...
rerun - February 26, 2010, 9:32 pm

I sure am hoping you are female, otherwise it is really going to hurt
Kung-Fu Devil - February 26, 2010, 9:28 pm
Yes, I want to have your babies.
rerun - February 26, 2010, 9:28 pm

you telling us something here?

MAD MAC - You want a peice of me Dude?

TAGS: babies babys funny humour
Rating: 1.6/5
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 9:14 pm
I like how he's being held back like "Chill Mac, c'mon dude. Let it go"
Grammar Nazi - January 20, 2009, 6:45 pm
cute baby :D

A Face Only A Mother Could Love -

TAGS: ugly babies love faces mothers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 8, 2013, 1:22 am
Oh, kidding, OK. Thought sure it was Renee Zellweger
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 2:09 pm
Be glad they're only posters...thanks for the fug5Ly vote crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:27 pm
I just logged into Motifake, and I've already 5een four (plus this) posters that made me go.... uggggh.
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:18 pm
Hey Mr.Gary!! Actual baby pic of a long time, in relatively good standing member. Give ya 5L if ya can figure out who...bahaha. Kidding...um...yeah just kidding.
GaryO - June 7, 2013, 10:12 am


TAGS: i would like to see these babies play some hokey
Rating: 4.1/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:26 am
Okay let's not ruin hockey shall we.

VIKINGS FANS - Are big babies. Or is it "have big Babies"?

TAGS: big babies big exit right
Rating: 3.44/5

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GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 8:25 am
Baby pics of Haarakkon always make me laugh, 4L


TAGS: jokes babies
Rating: 3.3/5

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BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:49 am
So true Ronny, So true!

YOUR DOG - He ate my babies

JELLY BABIES - The other white meat

WHAT!? -

TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm

they need Guiness for that

BEER! - Not just for children

TAGS: babies beer children
Rating: 2.03/5

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CANADA - August 17, 2009, 1:38 pm
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 1:37 pm
If your kids have that kind of manual dexterity, why can't you find the caps lock key.
D1RTY - August 17, 2009, 12:52 pm

Nurse them -

And In The End -

TAGS: my little babies future death
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:48 pm
...sure thing, after I get done cleaning up this mess; someone didn't put the mayonnaise lid back on tight...
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:45 pm
exactly; perhaps they should be saved upon a golden disc & launched to the stars to share with a distant life form - who then would most likely avoid this planet...
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:37 am
The melon....has found the cold dark place. While there, would you be so kind to reach in a bit further and grab me that porter?
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:09 pm
5L (or, in this case 500 DOA)
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:07 pm
Pretty 'Halloweeny', Greeny. Looks like all posters painting the image. Such it is, as sculpture in sand.

Parenting Skills -

TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!

Hockey -

TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheep****, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.

There There -

Addictions -

oh yeah?? -

fads -

TAGS: fads pet rock ty beanie babies
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 6, 2014, 5:13 pm
That's my vision exactly. I posted something like that on daily-comix.
MissPriss - January 6, 2014, 11:22 am
And it will end in a vegan zombie apocalypse. Vegans roaming the streets in search of humans, the other white vegetable!

It's Not The End Of The World -

TAGS: baby babies stupidity brains intelligence
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 3:20 am
I have. Remember, I'm in Afghanistan. LoL
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:45 pm
Time to time? Try living with **** For Brains Syndrome.


Royals vs regulars -


BIRTH - The start of a dream, a fresh slate, a new start, you just need to grasp it...


TAGS: bombers sprinkles and babies oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 10:05 pm
wow...I kinda came off as a rube with that last comment!lol
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:57 pm
They do them at regular bars too...I won shrimp and scallops back when the Vikings were still playing...although sea food up here is...well..suspect at best...
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:52 pm
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:50 pm
Legions are only good for pull tabs...the beer there sucks...though it is cheap...but no women...not that that matters for me anymore...lol...yes done a meat raffle...1 buck for a box of steaks isn't bad! : )
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:48 pm
lol...still better than what we had before...problem is no one wants to come here to go to college when they can go to a good program where you don't have to worry about glaciers! lol
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:47 pm
so DSA, you hang out in the Legions, and do the meat raffles?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:45 pm
he's yours now
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:44 pm
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:44 pm
how do you like our ex-BB coach?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:42 pm
Minnesota...nothing to do here but drink and ice fish...and ice fishing is boring once you can drink legally in a bar! lol
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:42 pm
TTH was an catholic alter boy? that explains a few of his posters
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:41 pm
although for some reason Guiness on *** is getting harder to find...a lot of bars are just switching to the bottles...which seems fundamentally wrong even though I don't drink straight Guiness personally
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:41 pm

European? B&T isn't popular anywhere near where I live
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:40 pm
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm

oops, I posted too slow
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm
Oh feely me bony belly, dominus fobiscu, or me selles all is dominoes.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm

that don't answer MY question....and it is all about ME
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm
35...Black and Tan isn't rare where I live...granted the beer you use aside from the Guiness varies
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:38 pm
Non prevederei niente più di meno
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:38 pm

That was my Vega
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:37 pm
the interior color of your Ford Fairlane?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:35 pm

Black & Tan? DSA, how old are you? I don't know many people who know what a B&T is
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm
quando fanno i avacados di nascita delle capre?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Sorry, rerun... "respect is earned, not given".
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:30 pm

Engrish por favor, Salamat
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
Rispetto si guadagna, ma mai gratuita
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:27 pm

You can cut mine, we have Guinness
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:27 pm
Godalo la birra e signore di buona sera!
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:26 pm
So now I can't cut your lawn anymore, GS?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:25 pm
huh?I thought Aggy was a Hispanic who chased Britons, and now he's Italian?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:23 pm
Old-school italin - east coast roots, living in Vegas. Meet and greet is over.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:22 pm
Only Guiness? Are you British? That'sn ot a joke...a serious question...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:21 pm
Aggy...you give me WAY too much credit!
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:20 pm
I drink Guinness. Only Guinness... since I was 19.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Step carefully. You've been unbanned once... I a**ure you it won't happen again. If I put you down, you'll stay gone. If you honestly like this place... tread lightly. I do not, for a second, believe that you don't know what you're doing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Black and Tan every now and then maybe...you ever drink Summit?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm
Honestly Aggy..and I am not saying this to be a ***k at all! but I can't drink Guiness and I love dark beer...it's not bitter enough for me
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
Aggy...they should...because 99% of them are in jest like most other comments on this site...
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

that I ever had at a DSA poster
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

I had more fun getting my a** probed during my last physical.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:13 pm
I have 12 Guinness chilling... and had this gotten me even slightly pissed, you'd have been 24-hour banned just for wrecking my evening before it started.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:11 pm
Nobody has taken your comments as a joke... ever. Keep it in mind.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
Aggy...I joke and have fun..and when I see it's getting out of hand, I get real and back off...I'm not trying to start trouble...I'm just trying to have fun is all
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:59 pm
Wrong blue pill, Grey... call a doctor.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 8:56 pm
one blue pill makes her weak
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:55 pm

I see a crack......right over there.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:55 pm
You just got away with twice the fail that it takes for me to ban someone... start acting like you understand that fact, or I'm going to finish this. Nobody is laughing at this... recognize that.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:54 pm
It's always the same with you... push the envelope, then back off when it gets real. I see it. Say whatever you want, but you're on thin ice... and one slip-up is going to make my week.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:50 pm
...or if I misinterpreted
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:50 pm
Aggy...I didn't mean it personal...I honestly thought you expected me to 1L this one...if I had made it about you I would have expected it...I apologize if you took it the wrong way
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:45 pm

maybe you shouldn't play around here. Seems to me that the community does not look favoribly upon your "games"
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:45 pm
Flaunting a 1L to me... for any poster... is not playing around. And nothing I've said indicates that I'm kidding. You're lucky you're still a user after that.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
come one man...can't we all just have some fun and not take everything so personal? I'm just playing around...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:40 pm
Thin ice, DSA... very thin ice. Enjoy it while it lasts... you've impressed nobody with this.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:39 pm
WOOHOOO!!! At least I am first at something! : )~
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:35 pm
I've never seen a single poster that poked at a user that wasn't voted 5L by the target.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
Thanks lester!
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 8:26 pm
5 Liters.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
Thank you, Rerun. *ominous music begins*
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:08 pm

Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
Somebody say "straw" goddammit!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm

I am not over it.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
Aggy...don't even try to be mad! lol If you expected me to give this anymore than a 1L you should have chosen the blue pill!lmao
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
DSA... you tout having been around for a long time... but you apparently either haven't seen how I am here... even before becoming mod, OR you are incredibly stupid, and want to leave this site looking like an idiot.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
...and Produce...a year ago...I would of honestly thought this was a tribute to my old Jag Bomb habit...ahhh...the good old days of soaring heart rates and BACs...
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
We did move past it. I think it's safe to speak for Aggy when I say that this poster was the final... the final... uh, line?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:57 pm
1L is funny now? Where have you been during your first banning and yesterday's pummeling?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm
..and her I was thinking we had moved past this Aggy! lmao
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm
If I was a lesser man this would piss me off..but it made me chuckle I have to admit...I just had to one L it out of principal knowing it would piss someone off! lol
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
LOL! You're not smart, are you? Need a ban, doofus?
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
What? Why? This poster is obviously about Jägermeister. Read the caption...LOL
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:50 pm
lol you bet your a** I 1 L bombed this! lmao
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:53 pm
One can only imagine the number of girls it took to fill this cup.....
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:39 pm

the stuff in this cup taste like death
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 5:10 pm
Well, when it rains it drizzles...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:51 pm
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
what? huh? Oh, I see what you did there....5L
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 12:40 pm
5 Lions for this wonderful tribute poster. (Even though they're bad for the site).
Anything - March 7, 2010, 11:57 am
This is motivational...to me 5L !

yoga for babies -


TAGS: piss off cry babies misstherest
Rating: 3.86/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:31 pm
welcome back! I've enjoyed your stuff while I explore the archives. Looking forward to your new stuff!
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:35 pm
Thanks. It is a strange feeling... Kind of like coming home and finding a new stepmom and siblings.
spacedog - May 17, 2013, 5:56 pm
Welcome back 5150!
falloutghoul - May 17, 2013, 12:52 pm
Yay! Welcome back!




TAGS: dingos babies eating motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.21/5

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ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:14 am
A golden retriever does not equal a dingo.

CUBBYBEAR & LOGICDUDE - A rare picture of them as cubs

PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL - It comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But what is truly evil is most often found inside a diaper that needs to be changed!

BIASED UNFAIR TREATMENT - Viciously dragging the entire Palin Family through the mud, while constantly praising their savior.

TAGS: obama savior palin scandal babies mud barack michelle us magazine media biased
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:26 am
But in any case most everything said on Fox News is correct. They just happen to cover one side more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:24 am
And for the record; most EVERYTHING on television period is "infotainment". ESPN does sports in an entertaining way; Hell even the HISTORY CHANNEL has their programs geared toward the entertainment side. C-SPAN is virtually the only channel that does not.
shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
I'm not joking, and don't call me shirley
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
How did I turn into Jose? (and I'm glad you caught onto that there.. I thought no one would .. xD)
Shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
I never joke.
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:33 pm
And now I'm confused because Porcelina turned into "Diim Bulbthemoronic" and now she says she's "Frank"...why would you want to be Frank? Surely you're joking!
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:31 pm
I read Cosmo for the "350 Ways in 275 Positions to Turn your Lover into an Overnight Multiple Orgasm Machine" articles.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
Well, everyone should just shut up because to be Frank, what you think and post on motifake isn't going to change the world. :O FACT!
Woody - July 27, 2009, 2:17 pm
well, Sarah is trying to live her own life now, and the "saviors" are trying to live theres.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:24 pm
US WEEKLY The Fox "News" for those retards on the other end of the political spectrum.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 10:02 pm
No of course US Magazine is not a great source; obviously not. But it certainly influences the casual political watcher when they see it at the checkout or the newsstand, no doubt.
Hellfire727 - July 23, 2009, 9:08 pm
Honestly who still cares about palin?
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:06 pm
Paul, do you really think "Us" magazine is a great source for the inside scoop? That's like getting Cosmo for the recipes.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:02 pm
thinks it's "real news" today, even. They are no closer to real news than any of the other big media outlets, but their "spin" is s******ed hook, line and sinker by the gullible.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:00 pm
Rupert Murdoch made a mint, not in delivering the news, but in what we call "infotainment". There were some innovations he applied to jump-start his franchise, and they worked beautifully. In fact, there's a significant portion of the population that
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:51 pm
Fox doesn't bash anybody (as long as you don't watch Sean Hanitty )
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 7:49 pm
Fox may lean to one side of the political aisle, but they do not bash people's families.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:42 pm
Oh and one more thing - The liberal media is only as liberal as the ultra-conservative corporation that owns it. Next time you wanna talk biased news go take a peak at your local fox news broadcast, take a step back, and realize how stupid you are.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:40 pm
Sorry if I'm lettin' some big cat out of the bag but most self respecting liberals don't get their political news/advice from US magazine you half-wit. If they ran around getting our news from tabloids/magazines they'd probably be more conservative.
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 7:42 am
Zed, denial isn't pretty.
Ed-Hyde - July 23, 2009, 7:23 am
I like blueberry pie.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:39 am
Sorry, still not a p********, TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:37 am
He's not laughing at himself. he's trying to make light of his Bull**** comments so everyone doesn't hate him and vote his lame posters down.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:34 am
Hey at least this guy can laugh at himself. And unlike Zed he's not a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:33 am
Nice try. You still fail.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:31 am
I can dis myself I don't care. Ok see ya.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:30 am
Lollipops with a creamy surprise center at the end yeah yeah.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:22 am
Those salty blindfolded lollipops you loved so much as a kid.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:21 am
It's time to hit your "stroll"....we understand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
You know him as Uncle Badtouch. the one who gave you lollipops.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
Well anyway dudes I have a life so I'm outta here but it's good to know how you guys amuse yourselves. Feel free to keep making 2nd grade jokes; I'll suggest the old "my girlfriend deflates" or "rolls up" or "has five fingers" lines if you get stuck.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are they your older sister and your uncle bob?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are you sure about that?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
soon as i saw it was a politifake!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
And hey at least I know who my Mom and Dad is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:17 am
Hey TTH did you vote this piece of **** down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:16 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:15 am
I'm sure that's why it's a 3.25. I don't go around bragging and who cares if I suck at making posters; but the point remains people can appreciate a political based poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:14 am
This one time I was f***ing Paul's sister and she kept saying...Please daddy please!!! WTF was that about?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:11 am
No but they'd still be cousins!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:09 am
Hey Paul, If your Mom and Dad got married would they still be brother and sister?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:08 am
The Clinton poster blows as hard as your sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:07 am
Oh Paul, You so funny. I know it's hard living in the trailer park with your mom and her "clients" but don't worry eventually you will get too old for her to keep renting you out for food stamps.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:03 am
Provide some sense and we'll talk.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo; I'll go, but first I need you to grab my pants that I left underneath your girlfriend's bed I forgot it there my bad. And TrashHeap I'm glad that you feel taking sense into people is not important.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am
This particular one sure; it's not "funny". But I was referring to something more like this http://www.motifake.com/bill-clinton-politics-saxophone-clinton-democrats-***-scanda-demotivational-poster-60217.html
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:56 am
It just gets a little monotonous clicking through repetitive anti-obama posters. If your opinion is so important go do something useful with it instead of wasting my time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:55 am
Bye Paul. don't let the door hit you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:54 am
How is it Funny if it'd just an opinion?....one side of the coin....It's more sad than funny... Your political voice is not a joke, it's merely YOUR opinion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:53 am
But if the gang here feels otherwise I have no problem taking my ball and going elsewhere. Believe it or not I'm not stuck up like that.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:51 am
I like Springsteen even though he endorsed Obama. But seriously it ain't my aim to cause trouble nor to toss a monkey wrench in the Motifake hierarchy. I myself and a few other find political posters funny at times and don't really see it as being "bad".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:49 am
I don't blame Mr.M. for what he approves. I blame you and your kind for ruining a perfectly good site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:48 am
And why should I take anything up with Bruce Springsteen?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:47 am
your "advertisements" will only bring more politifakers and timmies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:44 am
Advertising to more Timmies.....Yeah, thanks for that....douche.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:42 am
I'm advertising the site in the process; and if you have a problem with what Motifakes are approved then take your issue up with the boss.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:41 am
Above you is right. You f***ing Timmy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:40 am
You know what I mean by "wh***". You use this site (which is supposed to be about funny) to spread your own agenda. For shame.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:39 am
Well anyway trading insults is above me; just keep on laughing with your funny posters I couldn't give a crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:38 am
whole? you really do suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
I dunno.....Join your mom on the corner?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:36 am
Oh no I'm called a whole. My life can't continue. What shall I do?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:35 am
Then tell the boss not to approve them anymore. Or as suggested by many start politifake.com or something like that and move them all there. Until the boss tells me otherwise I'll do what I do; ratings are of no concern to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:33 am
You are a total wh*** Paul.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:32 am
Political posters are NOT funny. They're just opinions. Find a pic of Obama picking his nose and make a funny caption....you will have my 5. Continue making politifakes and 1 is all you shall get.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
Basically I use this place to make a poster and then save it, distribute it to other political sites with the Motifake logo (thus spreading news of this place), then submit it. So I have what I came to get and if it gets approved; great. If not no biggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
"Not" even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:29 am
That's how I found Motifake as well....but I make jokes not political statements.........make funny...noy politifakes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:27 am
I get Trashheaps's point. But oddly enough I discovered this place through WTFO's right winged and anti left Motifakes. And I do find it funny myself actually.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:23 am
I think his parents would complain aboot the heat from the servers. Heat rises you know.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:21 am
And WTFO no offense buddy but why dont you start up politifake.com or something? You rant so much I think you need a bigger soapbox!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:19 am
Same goes for all the noobs putting crap on here lately! If you want to make superhero posters why not go to a childrens comic site? If you want p*** posters, there must be millions of other sites you could visit. And if you are Zed... you're a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:15 am
I concur. With some help from Paul's Mom.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:14 am
We come here for a laugh not the news. All this political **** is an insult to those people who keep the funny alive. There must be politically oriented sites out there so maybe go look for one before you bring this site down any further.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
Paul this site would be a lot funnier without politifakers like you. Why not make some funny posters instead of using this site to spout political opinions. Your kind is killing the funny and that is simply unacceptable.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
I admit I do tend to get carried away with my opinions; but it just boggles my mind the double standard in how the press treats people and how some people just have their head in the sand about things.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:05 am
I'll "go" whenever I d*** well feel like it. And Obama has lied about more than just a dog. In fact most every word he's ever said has been a lie. But keep on believing what you will.
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm your huckleberry. ;-)
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Haar!! Glad SOMEONE got it!
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Tombstone reference? YES!!!
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:34 pm
Obama sorta suggested that he may adopt a dog from a shelter, but then ... he didn't. So I think he is way worse than Palin. So wipe your eyes brave little soldier who is our Fearless Paul. And carry on.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:01 pm
Oh... Paul, I apologize... I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
So in other words, the responses to this Motifake is indicative of the very problem. Some people need to get their head out of their a**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:56 pm
If Malia Obama got knocked up by someone in a few years; would you be dragging her though the mud? If people have a legitimate question of how she would operate the country or the State of Alaska; then fine. But attack her children? Low.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:40 pm
I agree life isn't fair. Just that some people have blinders in their eyes and selective vision. We all got on Mark Sanford after his scandal. But drag children into a political spat? Nope.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:26 pm
Life isn't fair.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:34 pm
Seriously how can you not see what's right in front of your face? This is NOT doctored magazine covers; it's the plain truth. "Zed", Republicans come clean and admit errors; whereas Democrats usually hide, cover up, and commit perjury in the process.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thank you all for proving my point!!! In the meantime Obama is the most corrupt liar this country's ever had. Plus you got Democrats caught in tax fraud problems, prostitution rings, but you can't see what's in front of your face & keep on bashing Palin.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 4:03 pm
I try to stay out of it unless it's a glaring case of balls-out ignorance. Like now.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 3:32 pm
Now, now, guys, remember the Republican motto: It's not (Lying, hypocrisy, fascism, etc)when WE do it!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
EGD You politibully! You are insulting ACTUAL retards everywhere by comparing them to this guy.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 2:58 pm
Well, considering how Bristol got knocked up by some redneck piece of sh*t while her mom was on the warpath about no *** before marriage..Oh, wait, you left that part out. Retard.

BABIES - Now available at all leading retailers

TAGS: shopping babies
Rating: 2.71/5

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shtoink - November 12, 2008, 2:34 am
i love them legs!
Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 9:50 pm
Good thing too. They're DELICIOUS!

BABIES, - The other white meat!

SAND - For when you run out of play-pens

ABORTION - It has never looked so good.

POWERTHIRST FAIL - What about the other 100 babies?!?! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

TAGS: powerthirst babies baby energy drink
Rating: 1.85/5

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randomgeek - August 8, 2009, 4:19 am
It says FIRST 300 babies, as in there will be more.

SHORT GUYS - The chips on their shoulders feel really heavy!

TAGS: short guys babies
Rating: 1.68/5

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repiglicanzsuk - May 13, 2008, 12:38 am
Richard D. James influenced?

IGNORANCE - At least the baby has a 3/5 chance to survive with mild mental scaring.

TAGS: killing babies fighting sobing running threatening
Rating: 1.67/5

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culos - June 1, 2010, 4:58 am
And this is why we hate Anime

Drop -